Stuff – T Shirts

Welcome to the gift shop where you’ll find mostly quality T-Shirts, although designs can also be transferred to mugs, courier bags, baseball caps, aprons and all manner of other tat. Feel free to browse.

For your safety and security, CCTV is in use throughout this shop. Please report any suspicious behaviour to a member of staff or police officer.

Shoplifters will be prosecuted.

A Clockwork Mouse

For Droogs everywhere.


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Einzeln

It’s German for ‘individual’ … I think.


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Metroboulotdodo

The French expression metro, boulot, dodo is a succinct way of describing the routine and monotony of modern life. Metro refers to a subway commute, boulot is an informal word for work, and dodo is baby talk for sleep.


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PixelDog

A PixelDog T-Shirt is for life, not just Christmas.


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War of the Roses

In 2006 I was commissioned by the Canadian T-Shirt company Itsus to design three ranges for the launch of their menswear collection. Sadly all that I can find are these few grainy photographs.

Good Metal, Bad Metal

Quotes from THX 1138

In 1971 George Lucas released his first feature-length film called THX 1138. It is set in an underground city in a dystopian future, where sex is illegal and the use of mind-altering drugs mandatory. I thought if I did something associated with George Lucas I’d pick up some passing trade from all those Star Wars nuts out there.

Work hard …

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Buy more…

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Take four red capsules…

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Could you be more specific?

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Calling All Rabbits

This is inspired by a joke which was going around school when I was about eight. I’m not entirely sure how it went, but the punchline involved wedging a match down the side of a matchbox, raising it to the mouth like a Walkie Talkie, and saying “Calling all Rabbits”. More intesting than the joke itself, is the fact that as eight year olds we regularly carried matches.


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Hund with Barcode

A modified graphic from a German dog poo gathering bag.


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Friet?

Inspired by a trip to the Brugge Chip Museum.


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Baby Safety

Soon to be available in Asda.


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MasterChef Apron

A genuine Gregg Wallace quote from the 2010 series of Celebrity MasterChef.


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